slayboybunny:

“sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal”
“ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
“oh sorry about that sir" 

(Source: ulibeanz, via seanp0donnell)

lucidnee:

goingn4thekill:

lucidnee:

GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME

i have the most beautiful daughter who i am so very fucking proud to call my own. i love my child. i hope people that make posts like these dont have children because you seem like you would be a shitty parent.

GUESSS WHO STILL DONT GOT KIDS?? ME

(via ruinedchildhood)